There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. Billy Joel
My mom used to make everything. She had a great garden and composted and made everything from scratch - peanut butter, bread, jelly, everything. I don't know how she did it because all those things take time and love and labour. I only do half the stuff she does - but there's still time. Julia Roberts
Always have something beautiful in sight, even if it's just a daisy in a jelly glass. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
One has to secrete a jelly in which to slip quotations down people's throats - and one always secretes too much jelly. Virginia Woolf
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. Lady Gaga