Definition of Grandmother

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Definition of Grandmother
	Grandmother The mother of one's father or mother. Related Definitions: Father, Mother, Of, One, Or, The

Grandmother Quotations

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner

My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman

The word "good" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
Jeff Foxworthy

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres

A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt.
Woodrow Wilson

Modern invention has banished the spinning wheel, and the same law of progress makes the woman of today a different woman from her grandmother.
Susan B. Anthony

There are only two families in the world, my old grandmother used to say, the Haves and the Have-nots.
Miguel de Cervantes

I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.
Prince William

Grandmother Translations

grandmother in Danish is bedstemoder
grandmother in Dutch is oma, grootmoeder
grandmother in Hungarian is nagyanya
grandmother in Italian is nonna
grandmother in Spanish is abuela
grandmother in Swedish is farmor, mormor

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