Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. Henry David Thoreau
You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something. Mitch Hedberg
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. Ernest Hemingway
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. Steven Wright
