One hundred religious persons knit into a unity by careful organizations do not constitute a church any more than eleven dead men make a football team. The first requisite is life, always. Aiden Wilson Tozer
I wanted to be a teacher. I love children, so I wanted to deal with children. Then I wanted to be a veterinarian. But by the age of ten or eleven, when I opened my mouth and said, 'Oh, God, what's this?' I kind of knew teaching and being a veterinarian were gonna have to wait. Whitney Houston
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper. Bjork
She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven. Joan Rivers
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven. Spike Milligan
eleven in Afrikaans is elf
eleven in Danish is elleve
eleven in Dutch is elf
eleven in Finnish is yksitoista
eleven in French is onze
eleven in German is elf
eleven in Hungarian is tizenegy
eleven in Italian is undici
eleven in Norwegian is elleve
eleven in Portuguese is onze
eleven in Spanish is once
eleven in Swedish is elva
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