I think it's too bad that everybody's decided to turn on drugs, I don't think drugs are the problem. Crime is the problem. Cops are the problem. Money's the problem. But drugs are just drugs. Jerry Garcia
Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else. Orson Welles
Elvis was the only man from Northeast Mississippi who could shake his hips and still be loved by rednecks, cops, and hippies. Jimmy Buffett
I know there were many good policemen who died doing their duty. Some of the cops were even friends of ours. But a cop can go both ways. Martin Scorsese
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school! Dave Attell
