Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. Josh Billings
I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.' Demetri Martin
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne. Quentin Crisp
If I splurge on anything, it's cologne. I love smelling good. Zac Efron
There are people who want me to do a cologne. They want to call it 'Patrick.' I was offered a fortune to make exercise videos. Posters, all kinds of stuff - something like $10 million worth. It's insanity. I'm not going to do any of it. Patrick Swayze
