Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!' Steven Wright
Promises are like crying babies in a theater, they should be carried out at once. Norman Vincent Peale
Nothing more strongly arouses our disgust than cannibalism, yet we make the same impression on Buddhists and vegetarians, for we feed on babies, though not our own. Robert Louis Stevenson
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands. H. L. Mencken