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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me'.
Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely.
There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go.
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone?
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.
On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings.
About Erma Bombeck
, 1927; died April 22, 1996.
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