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Comedian Quotes

Author
Don Adams Quotes	1926 - 2005
Joey Adams Quotes	1911 - 1999
Kamal Ahmed Quotes	1966 -
Fred Allen Quotes	1894 - 1956
Gracie Allen Quotes	1895 - 1964
Marty Allen Quotes	1922 -
Tim Allen Quotes	1953 -
Louie Anderson Quotes	1953 -
Aziz Ansari Quotes	1983 -
Fatty Arbuckle Quotes	1887 - 1933
Rowan Atkinson Quotes	1956 -
Dave Attell Quotes	1965 -
Dan Aykroyd Quotes	1952 -
Lucille Ball Quotes	1911 - 1989
Richard Harris Barham Quotes	1788 - 1845
Ronnie Barker Quotes	1929 - 2005
Gina Barreca Quotes	-
Todd Barry Quotes	1964 -
Samantha Bee Quotes	1969 -
John Belushi Quotes	1949 - 1982
Robert Benchley Quotes	1889 - 1945
Jack Benny Quotes	1894 - 1974
Milton Berle Quotes	1908 - 2002
Shelley Berman Quotes	1926 -
Josh Billings Quotes	1818 - 1885
Lewis Black Quotes	1948 -
Elayne Boosler Quotes	1952 -
Wayne Brady Quotes	1972 -
Jo Brand Quotes	1957 -
Russell Brand Quotes	1975 -
Rory Bremner Quotes	1961 -
David Brenner Quotes	1945 -
Fanny Brice Quotes	1891 - 1951
Mel Brooks Quotes	1926 -
A. Whitney Brown Quotes	1952 -
Lenny Bruce Quotes	1925 - 1966
George Burns Quotes	1896 - 1996
Red Buttons Quotes	1919 - 2006
John Candy Quotes	1950 - 1994
Eddie Cantor Quotes	1892 - 1964
George Carlin Quotes	1937 - 2008
Jim Carrey Quotes	1962 -
Rodney Carrington Quotes	1968 -
Jasper Carrott Quotes	1945 -
Frank Carson Quotes	1926 -
Johnny Carson Quotes	1925 - 2005
Dana Carvey Quotes	1955 -
Graham Chapman Quotes	1941 - 1989
Dave Chappelle Quotes	1973 -
Chevy Chase Quotes	1943 -
Margaret Cho Quotes	1968 -
Julian Clary Quotes	1959 -
Kate Clinton Quotes	-
Stephen Colbert Quotes	1964 -
Ray Combs Quotes	1956 - 1996
Billy Connolly Quotes	1942 -
Steve Coogan Quotes	1965 -
Dane Cook Quotes	1972 -
Tommy Cooper Quotes	1921 - 1984
Ronnie Corbett Quotes	1930 -
Rob Corddry Quotes	1971 -
Bill Cosby Quotes	1937 -
Lou Costello Quotes	1906 - 1959
Norm Crosby Quotes	1927 -
Billy Crystal Quotes	1947 -
Bill Dana Quotes	1924 -
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes	1921 - 2004
Les Dawson Quotes	1933 - 1993
Jack Dee Quotes	1962 -
Ellen DeGeneres Quotes	1958 -
Lea DeLaria Quotes	1958 -
Andrew Denton Quotes	1960 -
Phyllis Diller Quotes	1917 -
Ken Dodd Quotes	1929 -
Rachel Dratch Quotes	1966 -
Jimmy Durante Quotes	1893 - 1980
Jenny Eclair Quotes	1960 -
Chris Elliott Quotes	1960 -
Ben Elton Quotes	1959 -
Mike Epps Quotes	1970 -
Jimmy Fallon Quotes	1974 -
Chris Farley Quotes	1964 - 1997
Marty Feldman Quotes	1933 - 1982
Craig Ferguson Quotes	1962 -
Will Ferrell Quotes	1967 -
Tina Fey Quotes	1970 -
Totie Fields Quotes	1930 - 1978
W. C. Fields Quotes	1890 - 1946
Werner Finck Quotes	1902 - 1978
Dave Foley Quotes	1963 -
Jeff Foxworthy Quotes	1958 -
Al Franken Quotes	1951 -
Dawn French Quotes	1957 -
Stephen Fry Quotes	1957 -
Janeane Garofalo Quotes	1964 -
Ana Gasteyer Quotes	1967 -
Greg Giraldo Quotes	1965 - 2010
George Gobel Quotes	1919 - 1991
Gilbert Gottfried Quotes	1955 -
Dick Gregory Quotes	1932 -
David Alan Grier Quotes	1955 -
Kathy Griffin Quotes	1961 -
Arthur Guiterman Quotes	1871 - 1943
Buddy Hackett Quotes	1924 - 2003
Arsenio Hall Quotes	1955 -
Darrell Hammond Quotes	1955 -
Tony Hancock Quotes	1924 - 1968
Mitch Hedberg Quotes	1968 - 2005
Ed Helms Quotes	1974 -
Bill Hicks Quotes	1961 - 1994
Benny Hill Quotes	1924 - 1992
Bob Hope Quotes	1903 - 2003
Eric Idle Quotes	1943 -
Eddie Izzard Quotes	1962 -
Victoria Jackson Quotes	1959 -
Kevin James Quotes	1965 -
Orlando Jones Quotes	1968 -
Terry Jones Quotes	1942 -
Chris Kattan Quotes	1970 -
Jonathan Katz Quotes	1946 -
Andy Kaufman Quotes	1949 - 1984
Patsy Kelly Quotes	1910 - 1981
Laura Kightlinger Quotes	1964 -
Alan King Quotes	1927 - 2004
Sam Kinison Quotes	1953 - 1992
Robert Klein Quotes	1942 -
Ernie Kovacs Quotes	1919 - 1962
Ring Lardner Quotes	1885 - 1933
Hugh Laurie Quotes	1959 -
Lynn Lavner Quotes	-
Martin Lawrence Quotes	1965 -
Vicki Lawrence Quotes	1949 -
John Leguizamo Quotes	1964 -
Carol Leifer Quotes	1956 -
Jay Leno Quotes	1950 -
David Letterman Quotes	1947 -
Jerry Lewis Quotes	1926 -
Joe E. Lewis Quotes	-
Richard Lewis Quotes	1947 -
Wendy Liebman Quotes	1961 -
Rich Little Quotes	1938 -
Jay London Quotes	-
George Lopez Quotes	1961 -
Paul Lynde Quotes	1926 - 1982
Bill Maher Quotes	1956 -
Howie Mandel Quotes	1955 -
Bernard Manning Quotes	1931 -
Cheech Marin Quotes	1946 -
Demetri Martin Quotes	1973 -
Steve Martin Quotes	1945 -
Groucho Marx Quotes	1895 - 1977
Harpo Marx Quotes	1888 - 1964
Jackie Mason Quotes	1931 -
Kevin McDonald Quotes	1961 -
Joel McHale Quotes	1971 -
Mark McKinney Quotes	1959 -
Tim Meadows Quotes	1961 -
Rick Mercer Quotes	1969 -
Paul Merton Quotes	1957 -
Dennis Miller Quotes	1953 -
George Miller Quotes	1950 - 2003
Larry Miller Quotes	1953 -
Spike Milligan Quotes	1918 - 2002
Andy Milonakis Quotes	1976 -
Bob Monkhouse Quotes	1928 -
Dylan Moran Quotes	1971 -
Eric Morecambe Quotes	1926 - 1984
Garrett Morris Quotes	1937 -
Richard Murdoch Quotes	1907 - 1990
Eddie Murphy Quotes	1961 -
Mike Myers Quotes	1963 -
Kevin Nealon Quotes	1953 -
Bob Newhart Quotes	1929 -
Randy Newman Quotes	1943 -
Rosie O'Donnell Quotes	1962 -
Paul O'Grady Quotes	1955 -
P. J. O'Rourke Quotes	1947 -
Patton Oswalt Quotes	1969 -
Michael Palin Quotes	1943 -
Pat Paulsen Quotes	1927 - 1997
Simon Pegg Quotes	1970 -
Cassandra Peterson Quotes	1949 -
Emo Philips Quotes	1956 -
Amy Poehler Quotes	1971 -
Paula Poundstone Quotes	1959 -
Freddie Prinze Quotes	1954 - 1977
Paul Putner Quotes	-
Colin Quinn Quotes	1959 -
Paul Reiser Quotes	1957 -
Paul Reubens Quotes	1952 -
Caroline Rhea Quotes	1964 -
Andy Richter Quotes	1966 -
Don Rickles Quotes	1926 -
Joan Rivers Quotes	1933 -
Chris Rock Quotes	1966 -
Paul Rodriguez Quotes	1955 -
Joe Rogan Quotes	1967 -
Rita Rudner Quotes	1955 -
Nipsey Russell Quotes	1918 - 2005
Tim Sample Quotes	1951 -
Jennifer Saunders Quotes	1958 -
Evan Sayet Quotes	-
Alexei Sayle Quotes	1952 -
Rob Schneider Quotes	1963 -
Jerry Seinfeld Quotes	1955 -
Garry Shandling Quotes	1949 -
Pauly Shore Quotes	1968 -
Sarah Silverman Quotes	1970 -
Sinbad Quotes	1956 -
Red Skelton Quotes	1913 - 1997
Yakov Smirnoff Quotes	1951 -
Margaret Smith Quotes	-
Dick Smothers Quotes	1939 -
Tommy Smothers Quotes	1937 -
David Steinberg Quotes	1942 -
Ben Stiller Quotes	1965 -
Jerry Stiller Quotes	1927 -
Julia Sweeney Quotes	1961 -
Wanda Sykes Quotes	1964 -
Rip Taylor Quotes	1934 -
Mark Thomas Quotes	1963 -
Scott Thompson Quotes	1959 -
James Thurber Quotes	1894 - 1961
Barry Took Quotes	1928 - 2002
Carrot Top Quotes	1967 -
Willie Tyler Quotes	1940 -
Tracey Ullman Quotes	1959 -
Johnny Vegas Quotes	1971 -
Bruce Vilanch Quotes	1948 -
Tim Vine Quotes	1967 -
Jane Wagner Quotes	1935 -
Ruby Wax Quotes	1953 -
Damon Wayans Quotes	1960 -
Keenen Ivory Wayans Quotes	1958 -
Arabella Weir Quotes	1957 -
Ron White Quotes	1956 -
Fred Willard Quotes	1939 -
Robin Williams Quotes	1952 -
Debra Wilson Quotes	1970 -
Flip Wilson Quotes	1933 - 1998
Jonathan Winters Quotes	1925 -
Norman Wisdom Quotes	1915 -
Ernie Wise Quotes	1925 - 1999
Victoria Wood Quotes	1953 -
Steven Wright Quotes	1955 -
Al Yankovic Quotes	1959 -
Henny Youngman Quotes	1906 - 1998