Comedian Quotes at BrainyQuote

Author	Birth - Death
Joey Adams	1911 - 1999
Don Adams	1926 - 2005
Kamal Ahmed	1966 -
Fred Allen	1894 - 1956
Gracie Allen	1895 - 1964
Tim Allen	1953 -
Marty Allen	1922 -
Louie Anderson	1953 -
Aziz Ansari	1983 -
Fatty Arbuckle	1887 - 1933
Rowan Atkinson	1956 -
Dave Attell	1965 -
Dan Aykroyd	1952 -
Lucille Ball	1911 - 1989
Richard Harris Barham	1788 - 1845
Ronnie Barker	1929 - 2005
Gina Barreca	-
Todd Barry	1964 -
Peter Baynham	1963 -
Samantha Bee	1969 -
John Belushi	1949 - 1982
Robert Benchley	1889 - 1945
Jack Benny	1894 - 1974
Milton Berle	1908 - 2002
Shelley Berman	1926 -
Josh Billings	1818 - 1885
Lewis Black	1948 -
Michael Ian Black	1971 -
Elayne Boosler	1952 -
Wayne Brady	1972 -
Jo Brand	1957 -
Russell Brand	1975 -
Rory Bremner	1961 -
David Brenner	1945 -
Fanny Brice	1891 - 1951
Mel Brooks	1926 -
A. Whitney Brown	1952 -
Lenny Bruce	1925 - 1966
Hannibal Buress	1983 -
George Burns	1896 - 1996
Red Buttons	1919 - 2006
John Candy	1950 - 1994
Mario Cantone	1959 -
Eddie Cantor	1892 - 1964
George Carlin	1937 - 2008
Jimmy Carr	1972 -
Jim Carrey	1962 -
Rodney Carrington	1968 -
Jasper Carrott	1945 -
Johnny Carson	1925 - 2005
Frank Carson	1926 -
Dana Carvey	1955 -
Graham Chapman	1941 - 1989
Dave Chappelle	1973 -
Chevy Chase	1943 -
Margaret Cho	1968 -
Julian Clary	1959 -
Andrew Dice Clay	1957 -
Jemaine Clement	1974 -
Kate Clinton	-
Sacha Baron Cohen	1971 -
Stephen Colbert	1964 -
Ray Combs	1956 - 1996
Billy Connolly	1942 -
Steve Coogan	1965 -
Dane Cook	1972 -
Tommy Cooper	1921 - 1984
Ronnie Corbett	1930 -
Rob Corddry	1971 -
Joe Cornish	1968 -
Bill Cosby	1937 -
Lou Costello	1906 - 1959
Norm Crosby	1927 -
Billy Crystal	1947 -
Whitney Cummings	1982 -
Bill Dana	1924 -
Rodney Dangerfield	1921 - 2004
Tommy Davidson	1963 -
Les Dawson	1933 - 1993
Ellen DeGeneres	1958 -
Lea DeLaria	1958 -
Jack Dee	1962 -
Andrew Denton	1960 -
Phyllis Diller	1917 - 2012
Ken Dodd	1929 -
Rachel Dratch	1966 -
Jimmy Durante	1893 - 1980
Jenny Eclair	1960 -
Chris Elliott	1960 -
Ben Elton	1959 -
Cedric the Entertainer	1964 -
Mike Epps	1970 -
Pippa Evans	-
Jimmy Fallon	1974 -
Chris Farley	1964 - 1997
Marty Feldman	1933 - 1982
Craig Ferguson	1962 -
Will Ferrell	1967 -
Tina Fey	1970 -
W. C. Fields	1880 - 1946
Totie Fields	1930 - 1978
Werner Finck	1902 - 1978
Dan Fogler	1976 -
Dave Foley	1963 -
Jeff Foxworthy	1958 -
Al Franken	1951 -
Dawn French	1957 -
Stephen Fry	1957 -
Gallagher	1946 -
Billy Gardell	1969 -
Janeane Garofalo	1964 -
Ana Gasteyer	1967 -
Greg Giraldo	1965 - 2010
George Gobel	1919 - 1991
Gilbert Gottfried	1955 -
Dick Gregory	1932 -
David Alan Grier	1955 -
Kathy Griffin	1961 -
Arthur Guiterman	1871 - 1943
Buddy Hackett	1924 - 2003
Arsenio Hall	1955 -
Darrell Hammond	1955 -
Tony Hancock	1924 - 1968
Chelsea Handler	1975 -
Mitch Hedberg	1968 - 2005
Ed Helms	1974 -
Bill Hicks	1961 - 1994
Benny Hill	1924 - 1992
John Hodgman	1971 -
Bob Hope	1903 - 2003
Eric Idle	1943 -
Eddie Izzard	1962 -
Victoria Jackson	1959 -
Kevin James	1965 -
Terry Jones	1942 -
Orlando Jones	1968 -
Louis C. K.	1967 -
Chris Kattan	1970 -
Jonathan Katz	1946 -
Andy Kaufman	1949 - 1984
Patsy Kelly	1910 - 1981
Laura Kightlinger	1969 -
Alan King	1927 - 2004
Sam Kinison	1953 - 1992
Robert Klein	1942 -
Ernie Kovacs	1919 - 1962
Ring Lardner	1885 - 1933
Hugh Laurie	1959 -
Lynn Lavner	-
Martin Lawrence	1965 -
Vicki Lawrence	1949 -
John Leguizamo	1964 -
Carol Leifer	1956 -
Jay Leno	1950 -
David Letterman	1947 -
Jerry Lewis	1926 -
Joe E. Lewis	-
Richard Lewis	1947 -
Wendy Liebman	1961 -
Rich Little	1938 -
Jay London	-
George Lopez	1961 -
Paul Lynde	1926 - 1982
Bill Maher	1956 -
Howie Mandel	1955 -
Bernard Manning	1931 -
Cheech Marin	1946 -
Steve Martin	1945 -
Demetri Martin	1973 -
Groucho Marx	1895 - 1977
Harpo Marx	1888 - 1964
Jackie Mason	1931 -
Danny McBride	1976 -
Kevin McDonald	1961 -
Joel McHale	1971 -
Mark McKinney	1959 -
Tim Meadows	1961 -
Rick Mercer	1969 -
Paul Merton	1957 -
Seth Meyers	1973 -
Dennis Miller	1953 -
Mick Miller	1950 -
Larry Miller	1953 -
George Miller	1950 - 2003
Spike Milligan	1918 - 2002
Andy Milonakis	1976 -
Bob Monkhouse	1928 -
Dylan Moran	1971 -
Eric Morecambe	1926 - 1984
Garrett Morris	1937 -
Richard Murdoch	1907 - 1990
Eddie Murphy	1961 -
Mike Myers	1963 -
Kevin Nealon	1953 -
Bob Newhart	1929 -
Randy Newman	1943 -
Rosie O'Donnell	1962 -
Paul O'Grady	1955 -
Patrice O'Neal	1969 - 2011
P. J. O'Rourke	1947 -
Patton Oswalt	1969 -
Michael Palin	1943 -
Pat Paulsen	1927 - 1997
Simon Pegg	1970 -
Cassandra Peterson	1949 -
Emo Philips	1956 -
Amy Poehler	1971 -
Paula Poundstone	1959 -
Freddie Prinze	1954 - 1977
Paul Putner	-
Colin Quinn	1959 -
Gilda Radner	1946 - 1989
Paul Reiser	1957 -
Paul Reubens	1952 -
Caroline Rhea	1964 -
Andy Richter	1966 -
Don Rickles	1926 -
Joan Rivers	1933 -
Chris Rock	1966 -
Paul Rodriguez	1955 -
Joe Rogan	1967 -
Matt Roper	-
Jeff Ross	1965 -
Rita Rudner	1955 -
Nipsey Russell	1918 - 2005
Andy Samberg	1978 -
Tim Sample	1951 -
Jennifer Saunders	1958 -
Evan Sayet	-
Alexei Sayle	1952 -
Rob Schneider	1963 -
Amy Schumer	1981 -
Jerry Seinfeld	1955 -
Tom Shadyac	1958 -
Garry Shandling	1949 -
Pauly Shore	1968 -
Michael Showalter	1970 -
Sarah Silverman	1970 -
Sinbad	1956 -
Red Skelton	1913 - 1997
Yakov Smirnoff	1951 -
Margaret Smith	-
Arthur Smith	1954 -
Tommy Smothers	1937 -
Dick Smothers	1939 -
David Steinberg	1942 -
Ben Stiller	1965 -
Jerry Stiller	1927 -
Julia Sweeney	1961 -
Wanda Sykes	1964 -
Rip Taylor	1934 -
Mark Thomas	1963 -
Scott Thompson	1959 -
Kenan Thompson	1978 -
James Thurber	1894 - 1961
Barry Took	1928 - 2002
Carrot Top	1967 -
Daniel Tosh	1975 -
Willie Tyler	1940 -
Tracey Ullman	1959 -
Johnny Vegas	1971 -
Bruce Vilanch	1948 -
Tim Vine	1967 -
Jane Wagner	1935 -
Reggie Watts	1972 -
Ruby Wax	1953 -
Keenen Ivory Wayans	1958 -
Damon Wayans	1960 -
Arabella Weir	1957 -
Ron White	1956 -
Fred Willard	1939 -
Robin Williams	1952 -
Flip Wilson	1933 - 1998
Debra Wilson	1970 -
Lizz Winstead	1961 -
Jonathan Winters	1925 - 2013
Norman Wisdom	1915 -
Ernie Wise	1925 - 1999
Victoria Wood	1953 -
Steven Wright	1955 -
Al Yankovic	1959 -
Henny Youngman	1906 - 1998