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Comedian Quotes

Author Birth - Death
Joey Adams 1911 - 1999
Don Adams 1926 - 2005
Kamal Ahmed 1966 -
Fred Allen 1894 - 1956
Gracie Allen 1895 - 1964
Tim Allen 1953 -
Marty Allen 1922 -
Louie Anderson 1953 -
Blake Anderson 1984 -
Aziz Ansari 1983 -
Fred Armisen 1966 -
Rowan Atkinson 1956 -
Dave Attell 1965 -
Dan Aykroyd 1952 -
Richard Ayoade 1977 -
Lucille Ball 1911 - 1989
Maria Bamford 1970 -
Richard Harris Barham 1788 - 1845
Ronnie Barker 1929 - 2005
Gina Barreca -
Todd Barry 1964 -
Peter Baynham 1963 -
Henry Beard 1945 -
Samantha Bee 1969 -
Joy Behar 1942 -
Greg Behrendt 1963 -
John Belushi 1949 - 1982
Robert Benchley 1889 - 1945
Jack Benny 1894 - 1974
Milton Berle 1908 - 2002
Shelley Berman 1926 -
Sanjeev Bhaskar 1963 -
Josh Billings 1818 - 1885
Mike Birbiglia 1978 -
Lewis Black 1948 -
Michael Ian Black 1971 -
Elayne Boosler 1952 -
Wayne Brady 1972 -
Jo Brand 1957 -
Russell Brand 1975 -
Kurt Braunohler -
Rory Bremner 1961 -
David Brenner 1945 -
Fanny Brice 1891 - 1951
Marcus Brigstocke 1973 -
Mel Brooks 1926 -
A. Whitney Brown 1952 -
Lenny Bruce 1925 - 1966
Hannibal Buress 1983 -
Bo Burnham 1990 -
George Burns 1896 - 1996
Bill Burr 1968 -
Red Buttons 1919 - 2006
John Candy 1950 - 1994
Mario Cantone 1959 -
Eddie Cantor 1892 - 1964
George Carlin 1937 - 2008
Jimmy Carr 1972 -
Jim Carrey 1962 -
Rodney Carrington 1968 -
Jasper Carrott 1945 -
Johnny Carson 1925 - 2005
Frank Carson 1926 -
Dana Carvey 1955 -
Graham Chapman 1941 - 1989
Dave Chappelle 1973 -
Chevy Chase 1943 -
Margaret Cho 1968 -
Julian Clary 1959 -
Andrew Dice Clay 1957 -
Jemaine Clement 1974 -
Kate Clinton -
Sacha Baron Cohen 1971 -
Stephen Colbert 1964 -
Ray Combs 1956 - 1996
Billy Connolly 1942 -
Steve Coogan 1965 -
Dane Cook 1972 -
Tommy Cooper 1921 - 1984
Ronnie Corbett 1930 -
Rob Corddry 1971 -
Joe Cornish 1968 -
Bill Cosby 1937 -
Lou Costello 1906 - 1959
Dave Coulier 1959 -
Allen Covert 1964 -
Norm Crosby 1927 -
Billy Crystal 1947 -
Whitney Cummings 1982 -
Chris D'Elia 1980 -
Bill Dana 1924 -
Rodney Dangerfield 1921 - 2004
Vir Das 1979 -
Tommy Davidson 1963 -
Les Dawson 1933 - 1993
Ellen DeGeneres 1958 -
Lea DeLaria 1958 -
Adam DeVine 1983 -
Jack Dee 1962 -
Andrew Denton 1960 -
Phyllis Diller 1917 - 2012
Ken Dodd 1929 -
Rachel Dratch 1966 -
Kyle Dunnigan 1971 -
Jimmy Durante 1893 - 1980
Jenny Eclair 1960 -
Billy Eichner 1978 -
Chris Elliott 1960 -
Gad Elmaleh 1971 -
Ben Elton 1959 -
Cedric the Entertainer 1964 -
Mike Epps 1970 -
Chip Esten 1965 -
Pippa Evans -
Jimmy Fallon 1974 -
Chris Farley 1964 - 1997
Marty Feldman 1933 - 1982
Craig Ferguson 1962 -
Will Ferrell 1967 -
Tina Fey 1970 -
W. C. Fields 1880 - 1946
Totie Fields 1930 - 1978
Greg Fitzsimmons 1966 -
Dan Fogler 1976 -
Dave Foley 1963 -
Jeff Foxworthy 1958 -
Dawn French 1957 -
Stephen Fry 1957 -
Jim Gaffigan 1966 -
Gallagher 1946 -
Billy Gardell 1969 -
Jeff Garlin 1962 -
Janeane Garofalo 1964 -
Ana Gasteyer 1967 -
Greg Giraldo 1965 - 2010
George Gobel 1919 - 1991
Gilbert Gottfried 1955 -
Dick Gregory 1932 -
David Alan Grier 1955 -
Kathy Griffin 1961 -
Arthur Guiterman 1871 - 1943
Larry the Cable Guy 1963 -
Buddy Hackett 1924 - 2003
Arsenio Hall 1955 -
Darrell Hammond 1955 -
Tony Hancock 1924 - 1968
Chelsea Handler 1975 -
Chris Hardwick 1971 -
Jeremy Hardy 1961 -
Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005
Grace Helbig 1985 -
Ed Helms 1974 -
Bill Hicks 1961 - 1994
Benny Hill 1924 - 1992
John Hodgman 1971 -
Bob Hope 1903 - 2003
Eric Idle 1943 -
Gabriel Iglesias 1976 -
Robin Ince 1969 -
Eddie Izzard 1962 -
Victoria Jackson 1959 -
Brandon T. Jackson 1984 -
Kevin James 1965 -
Anthony Jeselnik 1978 -
Maz Jobrani 1972 -
Terry Jones 1942 -
Orlando Jones 1968 -
Louis C. K. 1967 -
Chris Kattan 1970 -
Jonathan Katz 1946 -
Andy Kaufman 1949 - 1984
Patsy Kelly 1910 - 1981
Laura Kightlinger 1969 -
Kyle Kinane 1976 -
Alan King 1927 - 2004
Sam Kinison 1953 - 1992
Jen Kirkman 1974 -
Robert Klein 1942 -
Hari Kondabolu 1982 -
Ring Lardner 1885 - 1933
Hugh Laurie 1959 -
Lynn Lavner -
Martin Lawrence 1965 -
Vicki Lawrence 1949 -
John Leguizamo 1964 -
Carol Leifer 1956 -
Jay Leno 1950 -
David Letterman 1947 -
Jerry Lewis 1926 -
Joe E. Lewis -
Richard Lewis 1947 -
Wendy Liebman 1961 -
Chris Lilley 1974 -
Rich Little 1938 -
Jay London -
George Lopez 1961 -
Paul Lynde 1926 - 1982
Al Madrigal 1971 -
Bill Maher 1956 -
Joe Mande 1983 -
Howie Mandel 1955 -
Bernard Manning 1931 -
Cheech Marin 1946 -
Steve Martin 1945 -
Demetri Martin 1973 -
Groucho Marx 1895 - 1977
Harpo Marx 1888 - 1964
Jackie Mason 1931 -
Rik Mayall 1958 -
Danny McBride 1976 -
Kevin McDonald 1961 -
Joel McHale 1971 -
Bret McKenzie 1976 -
Mark McKinney 1959 -
Tim Meadows 1961 -
Rick Mercer 1969 -
Paul Merton 1957 -
Seth Meyers 1973 -
Dennis Miller 1953 -
Mick Miller 1950 -
Larry Miller 1953 -
George Miller 1950 - 2003
Spike Milligan 1918 - 2002
Andy Milonakis 1976 -
Eugene Mirman 1974 -
Bob Monkhouse 1928 -
Paul Mooney 1941 -
Riaad Moosa 1977 -
Dylan Moran 1971 -
Eric Morecambe 1926 - 1984
Bobby Moynihan 1977 -
John Mulaney 1982 -
Richard Murdoch 1907 - 1990
Eddie Murphy 1961 -
Mike Myers 1963 -
Niecy Nash 1970 -
Kevin Nealon 1953 -
Bob Newhart 1929 -
Randy Newman 1943 -
Tig Notaro 1971 -
Rosie O'Donnell 1962 -
Paul O'Grady 1955 -
Patrice O'Neal 1969 - 2011
P. J. O'Rourke 1947 -
John Oliver 1977 -
Patton Oswalt 1969 -
Michael Palin 1943 -
Chris Parnell 1967 -
Pat Paulsen 1927 - 1997
Simon Pegg 1970 -
Chelsea Peretti 1978 -
Russell Peters 1970 -
Cassandra Peterson 1949 -
Emo Philips 1956 -
Amy Poehler 1971 -
Paula Poundstone 1959 -
Kid President 2003 -
Freddie Prinze 1954 - 1977
Paul Putner -
Colin Quinn 1959 -
Gilda Radner 1946 - 1989
Spoken Reasons 1988 -
Paul Reiser 1957 -
Retta -
Paul Reubens 1952 -
Caroline Rhea 1964 -
Andy Richter 1966 -
Don Rickles 1926 -
Joan Rivers 1933 -
Chris Rock 1966 -
Paul Rodriguez 1955 -
Joe Rogan 1967 -
Matt Roper -
Jeff Ross 1965 -
Rita Rudner 1955 -
Mort Sahl 1927 -
Andy Samberg 1978 -
Tim Sample 1951 -
Jennifer Saunders 1958 -
Evan Sayet -
Alexei Sayle 1952 -
Steve Schirripa 1957 -
Rob Schneider 1963 -
Amy Schumer 1981 -
Jerry Seinfeld 1954 -
Tom Shadyac 1958 -
Garry Shandling 1949 -
Kapil Sharma 1981 -
Ron Shock 1942 - 2012
Pauly Shore 1968 -
Michael Showalter 1970 -
Sarah Silverman 1970 -
Sinbad 1956 -
Red Skelton 1913 - 1997
Yakov Smirnoff 1951 -
Margaret Smith -
Arthur Smith 1954 -
Tommy Smothers 1937 -
Dick Smothers 1939 -
Carrie Snow -
Doug Stanhope 1967 -
David Steinberg 1942 -
Ben Stiller 1965 -
Jerry Stiller 1927 -
Cecily Strong 1984 -
Julia Sweeney 1961 -
Wanda Sykes 1964 -
Rip Taylor 1934 -
Mark Thomas 1963 -
Josh Thomas 1987 -
Scott Thompson 1959 -
Kenan Thompson 1978 -
Barry Took 1928 - 2002
Carrot Top 1967 -
Daniel Tosh 1975 -
Tracey Ullman 1959 -
Johnny Vegas 1971 -
Bruce Vilanch 1948 -
Tim Vine 1967 -
Jane Wagner 1935 -
Reggie Watts 1972 -
Ruby Wax 1953 -
Keenen Ivory Wayans 1958 -
Damon Wayans 1960 -
Ursus Wehrli 1969 -
Arabella Weir 1957 -
Alexandra Wentworth 1965 -
Ron White 1956 -
Jack Whitehall 1988 -
Fred Willard 1939 -
Robin Williams 1952 -
Jessica Williams 1989 -
Flip Wilson 1933 - 1998
Debra Wilson 1970 -
Lizz Winstead 1961 -
Jonathan Winters 1925 - 2013
Norman Wisdom 1915 -
Ernie Wise 1925 - 1999
Victoria Wood 1953 -
Steven Wright 1955 -
Al Yankovic 1959 -
Henny Youngman 1906 - 1998

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