If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin

If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.
Shaquille O'Neal

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
Phil Jackson

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf.
Robert Wilson Lynd

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.
Pete Rose

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Mark Twain

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
Muhammad Ali

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.
Michael Jordan

Life is about timing.
Carl Lewis

Many baseball fans look upon an umpire as a sort of necessary evil to the luxury of baseball, like the odor that follows an automobile.
Christy Mathewson

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.
Henry David Thoreau

Most ball games are lost, not won.
Casey Stengel

Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.
William James

My family knew, but most of the sporting world did not realize that my right hand been some 75% paralyzed.
Bill Toomey

My motto was always to keep swinging. Whether I was in a slump or feeling badly or having trouble off the field, the only thing to do was keep swinging.
Hank Aaron

New Yorkers love it when you spill your guts out there. Spill your guts at Wimbledon and they make you stop and clean it up.
Jimmy Connors

Nobody roots for Goliath.
Wilt Chamberlain

Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.
Paul Coffey