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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character.
Peter De Vries
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac
Love is often the fruit of marriage.
But to sustain a marriage for 50 years, you have to get real a little bit and find someone who is understanding and who you can grow with. My mom always says, 'Marry the man who loves you a millimeter more.'
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
If I get married, I want to be very married.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
H. L. Mencken
Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced 'mirage'.
By our Heavenly Father and only because of God, only because of God. We're like other couples. We do not get along perfectly; we do not go without arguments and, as I call them, fights, and heartache and pain and hurting each other. But a marriage is three of us.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage should be a duet - when one sings, the other claps.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
John F. Kennedy
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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