Marriage Quotes

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Benjamin Franklin

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx

Live, Wonderful, Wants

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Bette Davis

Again, Dead, Year

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
Honore de Balzac

Good, Morning, Husband

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby

Wife, Truths, Charge

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn

Men, Sacrifice, Married

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Jean Kerr

Moving On, Live, Through

When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you're sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
Joseph Campbell

Sacrifice, Unity

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Mae West

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.
H. L. Mencken

Women, Men, Married

No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
Honore de Balzac

Woman, Until, Marry

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Red Skelton

Men, Mistakes, Find

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
John Steinbeck

Control, Wrong, Journey

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
Erma Bombeck

Time, Home, Wedding

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love, Married, Until

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.
Elbert Hubbard

Hard, Made, Start

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Mae West

Woman, Marry, Rid

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
Ogden Nash

Love, Wrong, Keep

Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce

Love, Insanity, Temporary

Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
Sydney Smith

Moving, Cannot, Between

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Erma Bombeck

Car, Live, Looking

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
Prince Philip

Car, Wife, Door

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
Rodney Dangerfield

Wife, Tough, She

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
Clint Eastwood

Happy, Learn, Again

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
Groucho Marx

Politics, Strange, Bedfellows

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