Humor Quotes

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.
Eminem

End, Laugh, Put

Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.
Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Strength, Happiness, Courage

I think I have always had a little humor.
Marilyn Monroe

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Grenville Kleiser

Good, Best, Business

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
Robert Frost

Cowardice, Engaging

I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I met who knew more electronics than I did at that point. We became good friends, because we shared an interest in computer and we had a sense of humor. We pulled all kinds of pranks together.
Steve Jobs

Good, Friend, Person

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Tim Allen

Friendship, Best, Respect

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.
Lana Turner

Life, Public, Close

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character.
Suzanne Vega

Smart, Character, Sexy

There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.
H. L. Mencken

Men, Lived, Toothache

Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise.
Jami Gertz

Mom, Crazy, Yourself

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.
Franklin D. Roosevelt

Great, Two, Sense

Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people by their religion, color or sexual habits, love life and your family.
Madonna Ciccone

Life, Love, Religion

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
Thomas Carlyle

Love, Heart, True

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
Lou Holtz

Good, Problem, Sense

Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
Thomas Carlyle

Genius, Perfection, Poetic

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.
Horace Walpole

Him, Sense, Console

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.
Ralph Fiennes

Family, Sense, Shared

Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.
Lord Chesterfield

Sad, Good, Health

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.
Samuel Butler

Him, Enough, Sense

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
George Jean Nathan

Women, Men, Sense

Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.
Jimmy Buffett

Success, Creativity, Keep

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor.
Michael J. Fox

Person, Sense, Scariest

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.
Harry S. Truman

Job, Sense, Here

Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
Washington Irving

Good, Laughter, Small

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