Humor Quotes

A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain

Greatest, Blessing, Mankind

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
William James

Moving, Different, Same

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi

Long, Sense, Committed

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.
Henry Ward Beecher

Person, Sense, Road

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain

Human, Joy, Secret

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.
Mark Twain

Joy, Secret, Sorrow

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby

Laughter, Through, Find

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
Hugh Sidey

Life, Good, Heart

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields

Smile, Start, Off

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
Francis Bacon

Him, Sense, Console

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

Time, Within, Distance

The secret to humor is surprise.
Aristotle

Secret, Surprise

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
Bill Cosby

Funny, God, Hope

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx

Dead, Horse, Buying

When humor goes, there goes civilization.
Erma Bombeck

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life.
William Arthur Ward

Life, Sense, Balance

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Emo Philips

Sure, Computer, Beat

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Mignon McLaughlin

Sense, Against, Defense

Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx

Reason, Mad, Gone

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
Langston Hughes

Cool, Rain, May

Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov

Funny, Serious, Comedy

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West

Sense, Joke, Takes

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
E. B. White

Few, Interested, Frog

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.
Christopher Morley

Important, Two, Others

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