Car Quotes

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG.
Bill Gates

Technology, Cars, Industry

There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace.
Richard Pryor

Life, Peace, Time

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.
Erma Bombeck

Automobile, Designers, Outlasts

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Steven Wright

Stop, Gone, Behind

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
Steven Wright

Moving, Looks, Lights

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
Steven Wright

While, Stop, Driving

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
George Best

Money, Rest, Fast

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Dave Barry

Boring, Down, Racing

When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough.
Ayrton Senna

Win, Enough, Place

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.
Scott Adams

Women, Best, Around

The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible.
Gore Vidal

Money, Greatest, Able

The cars we drive say a lot about us.
Alexandra Paul

It's a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself.
Dale Earnhardt

Yourself, Battle, Trying

We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, What's wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up?
James Hillman

Him, Same, Poor

It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
E. L. Doctorow

Night, Whole, Driving

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
Doug Larson

End, Weekend, United

I had more clothes than I had closets, more cars than garage space, but no money.
Sammy Davis, Jr.

Money, Space, Cars

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.
E. Joseph Cossman

Today, Real, Cars

I would have probably stolen cars - it would have given me the same adrenaline rush as racing.
Valentino Rossi

Same, Racing, Cars

I never rode in an automobile until I was 12.
Loretta Lynn

Until, Automobile, Rode

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'
Julia Roberts

Why, Place, Boyfriend

Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles.
Paul Fussell

College, Anxiety, Known

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools.
Russell Baker

Two, Possible, Cars

In Japan, they have TV sets in cars right now, where you can punch up traffic routes, weather, everything! You can get Internet access already in cars in Japan, so within the next 2 to 3 years it's gonna be so crazy!
Glenn Danzig

Crazy, Everything, Weather

Perhaps people, and kids especially, are spoiled today, because all the kids today have cars, it seems. When I was young you were lucky to have a bike.
James Cagney

Today, Young, Kids

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