Birthday Quotes

We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.
Navjot Singh Sidhu

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
Kirstie Alley

Happy, Everything, Party

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
Johnny Vegas

Good, Enough, Old

I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.
Barry White

Music, School, Year

Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.
Karl Jaspers

Life, Work, Philosophy

I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.
Stephen Hopkins

Waiting, Night, Face

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.
Guy Johnson

Poetry, Mother, Said

Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
John Heywood

Both, Cake, Eat

In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
Annette Funicello

Walk, Star, Present

I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.
Gloria Stuart

Strong, Everything, Thought

When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
Gloria Stuart

Nice, Thought, Everybody

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
Art Buchwald

Wonderful, Wanted, Again

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
Ruth Warrick

Good, Fun, Surprise

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
Isla Fisher

Old, Boyfriend, Invite

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost

Age, Woman, Her

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
Demetri Martin

Christmas, Happy, Jesus

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
Audrey Hepburn

Success, Important, Same

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Death, Fear, Last

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Rodney Dangerfield

Best, Respect, Wife

It was my 16th birthday - my mom and dad gave me my Goya classical guitar that day. I sat down, wrote this song, and I just knew that that was the only thing I could ever really do - write songs and sing them to people.
Stevie Nicks

Music, Mom, Dad

Just hit my 75th birthday, I'm feeling great!
Colin Powell

Great, Feeling, Hit

You know, maybe I was just born in the wrong time, but I love all things romantic. Puffy understands that. For my last birthday, he covered my hotel room floor with rose petals and had flowers and candles all over the room.
Jennifer Lopez

Romantic, Love, Time

Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldn't support me, so I am living her dream, it's sweeter for both of us. It's her 40th birthday soon and I'm going to buy her 40 presents.
Adele

Famous, Living, Young

I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.
Amanda Seyfried

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'
David Sedaris

Time, Nice, Mind

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