Woody Allen Quotes
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Woody Allen
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Author Details:
Type:
Director Quotes
Category:
American Director Quotes
Date of Birth:
December 1, 1935
Nationality:
American
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Related Authors:
Steven Spielberg
Quentin Tarantino
Spike Lee
John Hughes
Francis Ford Coppola
Stanley Kubrick
George Lucas
Tim Burton
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Select Woody Allen Quotations:
I am two with nature.
Woody Allen
Marriage is the death of hope.
Woody Allen
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Woody Allen
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
Woody Allen
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Quote Keywords:

After,
Although,
Am,
Believe,
Bringing,
Change,
Life,
Underwear
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After,
Although,
Am,
Believe,
Bringing,
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All Woody Allen Quotations:
As the poet said, 'Only God...
Basically my wife was immature. I'd...
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for...
Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely...
Dying is one of the few...
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Eternal nothingness is fine if you...
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know...
He was so depressed, he tried...
His lack of education is more...
I am not afraid of death...
I am thankful for laughter, except...
I am two with nature.
I believe there is something out...
I don't believe in the after...
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss...
I don't think my parents liked...
I don't want to achieve immortality...
I failed to make the chess...
I had a terrible education. I...
I have bad reflexes. I was...
I ran into Isosceles. He had...
I tended to place my wife...
I think being funny is not...
I took a speed-reading course...
I want to tell you a...
I was nauseous and tingly all...
I will not eat oysters. I...
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic...
I'm astounded by people who want...
I'm not afraid to die, I...
I'm such a good lover because...
I'm very proud of my gold...
I've never been an intellectual but...
If my films don't show a...
If my films make one more...
If only God would give me...
If you want to make God...
If you're not failing every now...
In Beverly Hills... they don't throw...
In California, they don't throw their...
In my house I'm the boss...
It is impossible to experience one's...
It seemed the world was divided...
It's impossible to experience one's death objectively...
It's not that I'm afraid to...
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates...
Life is divided into the horrible...
Life is full of misery, loneliness...
Man consists of two parts, his...
Marriage is the death of hope.
Money is better than poverty, if...
Most of the time I don't...
My luck is getting worse and...
My one regret in life is...
Not only is there no God...
On the plus side, death is...
Organized crime in America takes in...
Right now it's only a notion...
Seventy percent of success in life...
Sex without love is a meaningless...
Some guy hit my fender, and...
Students achieving Oneness will move on...
The food here is terrible, and...
The lion and the calf shall...
The talent for being happy is...
There are worse things in life...
Thought: Why does man kill? He...
Time is nature's way of keeping...
To you I'm an atheist; to...
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
What if everything is an illusion...
What if nothing exists and we're...
When I was kidnapped, my parents...
When we played softball, I'd steal...
Who bothers to cook TV dinners...
Why are our days numbered and...
Why does man kill? He kills...
You can live to be a...
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