Woody Allen Quotes

I am two with nature.
Woody Allen

Marriage is the death of hope.
Woody Allen

Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
Woody Allen

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
Woody Allen

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes
		I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. Woody Allen Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Topic: Funny Quotes Type: Director Quotes Category: American Director Quotes Date of Birth: December 1, 1935 Nationality: American Amazon: Woody Allen on Amazon	Related Authors: Steven Spielberg Quentin Tarantino Spike Lee John Hughes Francis Ford Coppola Stanley Kubrick George Lucas Tim Burton
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