It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.W. C. Fields
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
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I like children - fried.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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