W. C. Fields Quotes

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
W. C. Fields

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
W. C. Fields

I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields

I never met a kid I liked.
W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields Quotes
		It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it. W. C. Fields Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: January 29, 1880 Date of Death: December 25, 1946 Nationality: American Amazon: W. C. Fields on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright Mitch Hedberg Rodney Dangerfield Jack Benny Steve Martin
		Select W. C. Fields Quotations: Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W. C. Fields If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it. W. C. Fields Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again. W. C. Fields I like children - fried. W. C. Fields I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. W. C. Fields I never met a kid I liked. W. C. Fields
Quote Keywords: Courtesy, Drink, Drove, Had, Her, Never, Thank, Woman	Dictionary Links: Courtesy, Drink, Drove, Had, Her, Never, Thank, Woman	All W. C. Fields Quotations: A rich man is nothing but... A woman drove me to drink... Abstaining is favorable both to the... Ah, the patter of little feet... All the men in my family... Always carry a flagon of whiskey... Anyone who hates children and animals... Attitude is more important than the... Children should neither be seen or... Don't worry about your heart, it... Drown in a cold vat of... Hell, I never vote for anybody... Here lies W. C. Fields. I... Horse sense is the thing a... I always keep a supply of... I am an expert of electricity... I am free of all prejudices... I cook with wine, sometimes I... I drink therefore I am. I like children - fried. I like to keep a bottle... I must have a drink of breakfast. I never drink water because of... I never drink water; that is... I never drink water. I'm afraid... I never met a kid I liked. I never vote for anyone. I... I never worry about being driven... I once spent a year in... I'm free of all prejudices. I... If at first you don't succeed... If I had to live my... If there's a will, prosperity can't... If you can't dazzle them with... It ain't what they call you... It was a woman who drove... It's morally wrong to allow a... Last week, I went to Philadelphia... Marry an outdoors woman. Then if... Never cry over spilt milk, because... Never give a sucker an even break. Never try to impress a woman... No doubt exists that all women... Now don't say you can't swear... On the whole, I'd rather be... Once, during Prohibition, I was forced... Remember, a dead fish can float... Reminds me of my safari in... Set up another case bartender! The... Show me a great actor and... Sleep - the most beautiful experience in... Some things are better than sex... Some weasel took the cork out... Start every day off with a... The best cure for insomnia is... The clever cat eats cheese and... The cost of living has gone... The laziest man I ever met... The world is getting to be... There are only two real ways... There comes a time in the... When we have lost everything, including... Women are like elephants. I like... You can't trust water: Even a...

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