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	Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. W. C. Fields Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: January 29, 1880 Date of Death: December 25, 1946 Nationality: American Amazon: W. C. Fields on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx James Thurber Josh Billings Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg
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Quote Keywords: Always, Carry, Case, Furthermore, Small, Snake, Whiskey	Dictionary Links: Always, Carry, Case, Furthermore, Small, Snake, Whiskey


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