I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.
Tre Cool

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.
Tre Cool

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.
Tre Cool

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
Tre Cool

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.
Tre Cool

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
Tre Cool

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
Tre Cool

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.
Tre Cool