I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.
Tre Cool

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.
Tre Cool

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.
Tre Cool

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.
Tre Cool

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
Tre Cool

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.
Tre Cool

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.
Tre Cool