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A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
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Comedian Quotes Category: British Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: March 19, 1921 Date of Death: April 15, 1984 Nationality: British Amazon: Tommy Cooper on Amazon |
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