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		My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. Tim Allen Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: June 13, 1953 Nationality: American Amazon: Tim Allen on Amazon	Related Authors: Henny Youngman George Carlin W. C. Fields Groucho Marx Rodney Dangerfield P. J. O'Rourke Bill Cosby Steven Wright Rita Rudner
Quote Keywords: Alive, Care, Lawn, Maintenance, Men, Mom, Only, Reason, Said, Vehicle	Dictionary Links: Alive, Care, Lawn, Maintenance, Men, Only, Reason, Said, Vehicle	All Tim Allen Quotations: Dad needs to show an incredible... Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew... Men are liars. We'll lie about... Men are pigs. Too bad we... My mom said the only reason... Never comment on a woman's rear... While awaiting sentencing, I decided to... Women are like cars: we all... Women now have choices. They can...

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