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Tim Allen Quotes

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Tim Allen

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Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
June 13, 1953
Nationality:
American
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