Tim Allen Quotes
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Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.
Tim Allen
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Author Details:
Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
June 13, 1953
Nationality:
American
Amazon:
Tim Allen on Amazon
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Related Authors:
George Carlin
Bill Cosby
Mitch Hedberg
Steven Wright
W. C. Fields
Rodney Dangerfield
Groucho Marx
Bob Hope
P. J. O'Rourke
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Quote Keywords:
Across,
Dangerous,
Electricity,
Far,
Floor,
Go,
Grounded,
Him,
Into,
Nephew,
Penny,
Plug,
Said,
See,
Shoot,
Stick,
Told,
Tried,
Whoever
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Dictionary Links:
Across,
Dangerous,
Electricity,
Far,
Floor,
Go,
Grounded,
Him,
Into,
Nephew,
Penny,
Plug,
Said,
See,
Shoot,
Stick,
Told,
tried,
Whoever
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