Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.
Terry Pratchett

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.
Terry Pratchett

Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
Terry Pratchett

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Terry Pratchett

It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
Terry Pratchett

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
Terry Pratchett

Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.
Terry Pratchett