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	I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, 'Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' He said, 'Yes, but not in a row.' Steven Wright Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: December 6, 1955 Nationality: American Amazon: Steven Wright on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx James Thurber Josh Billings Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg
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