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	I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Steven Wright Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: December 6, 1955 Nationality: American Amazon: Steven Wright on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx James Thurber Josh Billings Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg
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Quote Keywords: Dog, Gone, Now, Poured, Spot	Dictionary Links: Dog, Gone, Now, Poured, Spot


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