Steve Martin Quotes
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin
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Author Details:
Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
August 14, 1945
Nationality:
American
Amazon:
Steve Martin on Amazon
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Related Authors:
George Carlin
Bill Cosby
Steven Wright
Groucho Marx
W. C. Fields
Mitch Hedberg
Jack Benny
Rodney Dangerfield
Bob Hope
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Select Steve Martin Quotations:
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
Steve Martin
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
Steve Martin
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Steve Martin
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Steve Martin
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Quote Keywords:
Kissing,
Leads,
Man,
Pretty,
Sex,
Soon,
Start,
Talking,
Them
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Dictionary Links:
Kissing,
Man,
Pretty,
Sex,
Soon,
Start,
Talking,
Them
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All Steve Martin Quotations:
A day without sunshine is like...
An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the...
Boy, those French: they have a...
Chaos in the midst of chaos...
Comedy may be big business but...
Don't have sex man. It leads...
Hosting the Oscars is much like...
I believe entertainment can aspire to...
I believe Ronald Reagan can make...
I believe that Ronald Reagan will...
I believe that sex is one...
I like a woman with a...
I think I did pretty well...
I've got to keep breathing. It'll...
Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Sex is one of the most...
Talking about music is like dancing...
The real joy is in constructing...
There is one thing I would...
Well, excuuuuuse me!
What is comedy? Comedy is the...
When your hobbies get in the...
You know what your problem is...
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