Steve Martin Quotes

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
Steve Martin

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
Steve Martin

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
Steve Martin

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Steve Martin

Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Steve Martin

Steve Martin Quotes
		An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. Steve Martin Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: August 14, 1945 Nationality: American Amazon: Steve Martin on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Steven Wright Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Jack Benny Rodney Dangerfield Bob Hope
		Select Steve Martin Quotations: Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! Steve Martin A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. Steve Martin Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. Steve Martin Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. Steve Martin I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. Steve Martin Love is a promise delivered already broken. Steve Martin
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