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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
Steve Martin

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: August 14, 1945

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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
Steve Martin

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
Steve Martin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
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Love is a promise delivered already broken.
Steve Martin

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