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On the same bill and on the same side of it there should not be two charges for the same thing.
Stephen Leacock
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
Stephen Leacock
Writing is no trouble: you just jot down ideas as they occur to you. The jotting is simplicity itself - it is the occurring which is difficult.
Stephen Leacock
Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica.
Stephen Leacock
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
Stephen Leacock
Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable; the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it.
Stephen Leacock
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