I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
Stephen King

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off."
Stephen King

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
Stephen King

The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings - words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out.
Stephen King

God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.
Stephen King

Get busy living, or get busy dying.
Stephen King

Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.
Stephen King

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.
Stephen King