When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.
Stephen Fry

There is so much we can learn from TV. It's a window on the world.
Stephen Fry

Oh, it takes a lot for me to walk out of a film.
Stephen Fry

I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable.
Stephen Fry

It's rather splendid to think of all those great men and women who appear to have presented symptoms that allow us to describe them as bipolar. Whether it's Hemingway, Van Gogh... Robert Schumann has been mentioned... Virginia Woolf, Sylvia Plath... some of them with rather grim ends.
Stephen Fry

When you get just a complete sense of blackness or void ahead of you, that somehow the future looks an impossible place to be, and the direction you are going seems to have no purpose, there is this word despair which is a very awful thing to feel.
Stephen Fry

You don't sit down and write a wish list about the person you are going to fall violently in love with. It just doesn't work like that.
Stephen Fry

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
Stephen Fry