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Spike Milligan Quotes

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: Irish
Born: April 16, 1918
Died: February 27, 2002

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It's all in the mind, you know.
Spike Milligan

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Spike Milligan

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
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