Spike Milligan Quotes
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And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
Spike Milligan
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Author Details:
Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
Irish Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
April 16, 1918
Date of Death:
February 27, 2002
Nationality:
Irish
Amazon:
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Related Authors:
George Carlin
Bill Cosby
Groucho Marx
Steven Wright
W. C. Fields
Mitch Hedberg
Rodney Dangerfield
Jack Benny
Steve Martin
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Select Spike Milligan Quotations:
It's all in the mind, you know.
Spike Milligan
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
Spike Milligan
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
Spike Milligan
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Spike Milligan
I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
Spike Milligan
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Quote Keywords:
Board,
Connected,
Electricity,
God,
Light,
Said,
Thursday,
Until,
Wait,
Would
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Dictionary Links:
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Connected,
Electricity,
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Said,
Thursday,
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Wait,
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All Spike Milligan Quotations:
A sure cure for seasickness is...
All I ask is the chance...
And God said, 'Let there be...
Are you going to come quietly...
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable...
For ten years Caesar ruled with...
How long was I in the...
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
I have the body of an...
I shook hands with a friendly...
I spent many years laughing at...
I thought I'd begin by reading...
I'm a hero with coward's legs.
I'm not afraid of dying I...
Is there anything worn under the...
It was a perfect marriage. She...
It's all in the mind, you know.
Money can't buy you happiness but...
Money couldn't buy friends, but you...
My Father had a profound influence...
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