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We 'Guardian' columnists ought to have a line of collectibles fit for soggy liberals. A poncho to stop us being dripping wet, reversible so we can have it both ways. A cap marked 'I ♥ all forms of diversity.' Gloves, the left embroidered 'On the one hand' and the right, 'On the other.'

Simon Hoggart