I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
Sarah Silverman

The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
Sarah Silverman

I really think everything is fair game.
Sarah Silverman

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
Sarah Silverman

I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
Sarah Silverman

That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
Sarah Silverman

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
Sarah Silverman