I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!
Sam Levenson

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?
Sam Levenson

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
Sam Levenson

We should not permit prayer to be taken out of the schools; that's the only way most of us got through.
Sam Levenson

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Sam Levenson

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.
Sam Levenson

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
Sam Levenson

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
Sam Levenson