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Steven Wright Quotes

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.
Steven Wright

Biography

Author Profession: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: December 6, 1955

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Topic: Car Quotes
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Words

Car, Headlights, Lights, Looks, Moving, Only, Replaced

Definitions

Car, Lights, Moving, Only

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