Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through O'Hare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it.Russell Baker
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Don't try to make children grow up to be like you, or they may do it.
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An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.
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People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
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Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
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Ah, summer, what power you have to make us suffer and like it.
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Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
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A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.
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Anticipating,
Carrying,
Hare,
Heavy,
Little,
Loss,
Luggage,
Most,
Poetry,
Public,
Than,
Through,
Very,
Will,
Worse
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