Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
Rodney Dangerfield

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
		My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: November 22, 1921 Date of Death: October 5, 2004 Nationality: American Amazon: Rodney Dangerfield on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Jack Benny Steve Martin
		Select Rodney Dangerfield Quotations: I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. Rodney Dangerfield When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Rodney Dangerfield A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. Rodney Dangerfield
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