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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield

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Category:
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Date of Birth:
November 22, 1921
Date of Death:
October 5, 2004
Nationality:
American
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Quote Keywords: Being, Everyone, Hasn, Hates, Met, Psychiatrist, Ridiculous, Said, Told, Yet Dictionary Links: Being, Everyone, Met, Ridiculous, Said, Told, Yet

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