Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.
Robert Orben

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
Robert Orben

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Orben

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.
Robert Orben

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.
Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.
Robert Orben

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.
Robert Orben

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben