Robert Benchley Quotes

Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment.
Robert Benchley

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
Robert Benchley

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
Robert Benchley

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley

We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.
Robert Benchley

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.
Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley Quotes
		A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death. Robert Benchley Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: September 15, 1889 Date of Death: September 21, 1945 Nationality: American Amazon: Robert Benchley on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Steven Wright Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Jack Benny Rodney Dangerfield Bob Hope
		Select Robert Benchley Quotations: Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment. Robert Benchley In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. Robert Benchley I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Robert Benchley Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Robert Benchley We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born. Robert Benchley The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. Robert Benchley I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine. Robert Benchley
Quote Keywords: Cure, Death, Family, Hangover, Nothing, Only, Out, Real, Remedies, Try	Dictionary Links: Cure, Death, Family, Nothing, Only, Out, Real, Remedies, Try	All Robert Benchley Quotations: A boy can learn a lot... A dog teaches a boy fidelity... A great many people have come... A real hangover is nothing to... After an author has been dead... An ardent supporter of the hometown... Anyone can do any amount of... Anyone who tries to keep track... At fifteen one is first beginning... Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small... Drawing on my fine command of... Drinking makes such fools of people... Even nowadays a man can't step... For a nation which has an... Great literature must spring from an... I do most of my work... I have been told by hospital... I have tried to know absolutely... I know I'm drinking myself to... If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the... In a house where there are... In America there are two classes... It took me fifteen years to... Most of the arguments to which... Nothing makes a man feel older... Other men wear white suits in... Tell us your phobias and we... The biggest obstacle to professional writing... The freelance writer is a man... The surest way to make a... There is a note in the... There seems to be no lengths... We are constantly being surprised that... We call ourselves a free nation... Why don't you get out of... You might think that after thousands...

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