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	It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was. Rita Rudner Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
	Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: September 17, 1955 Nationality: American Amazon: Rita Rudner on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Groucho Marx James Thurber Josh Billings Rodney Dangerfield Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg
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Quote Keywords: Asked, Prom, Tell, Where, Would	Dictionary Links: Asked, Tell, Where, Would


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