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		I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. Rip Taylor Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: January 13, 1934 Nationality: American Amazon: Rip Taylor on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Rodney Dangerfield Jack Benny Steve Martin
Quote Keywords: Had, Her, Joke, Martha, New, Stewart, Suicide, Today, Unplug, Watch	Dictionary Links: Had, Her, Joke, New, Suicide, Watch	All Rip Taylor Quotations: Because someone stole Gregory Peck's star... Carrot Top... I gave him advice... I have a new joke today... I was supposed to be on... I went to see Harvey again... I went to Sirius Satellite Radio... I've created such a monster. Marty Richards is an angel on... Red Skelton... I broke into tears...

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