Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.
Richard Armour

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
Richard Armour

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.
Richard Armour

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.
Richard Armour

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
Richard Armour

Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
Richard Armour

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.
Richard Armour