P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.
P. J. O'Rourke

Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
P. J. O'Rourke

Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
P. J. O'Rourke

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke

P. J. O'Rourke Quotes
		Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. P. J. O'Rourke Vote on this Quote: Bad <---> Good
		Author Details: Topic: Government Quotes Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: November 14, 1947 Nationality: American Amazon: P. J. O'Rourke on Amazon	Related Authors: George Carlin Bill Cosby Groucho Marx Steven Wright W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg Rodney Dangerfield Jack Benny Steve Martin
		Select P. J. O'Rourke Quotations: The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it. P. J. O'Rourke Seriousness is stupidity sent to college. P. J. O'Rourke Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power. P. J. O'Rourke Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. P. J. O'Rourke
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